It's Hay Feeev-aarRR!
This year I'm just travelling down for the day, with my family, so will be on my best behaviour and will be steering clear of red wine, because I'll need to drive home at bedtime. But I will get all pirate-y and read 'The Pirates Next Door' (above) and 'The Pirate Cruncher'. Then I shall be a gnarly pirate, and may even do some doodling.
So if anyone's at Hay, with little pirates in tow, come and see me on Wednesday 6th June at 4.00pm! OOOooo-ArR!
Here's a LINK.